"I can't get him on there, uhuhuh, he's still...ahahah,
GOD DAMN him! . . .
You have to be the GOD DAMNEDEST most screaming expert
you've ever heard of. You have to know all of the width
and body of the Saint Hill course, the research line,
all the books, because that enough was a pathway.
Oh Christ, that is a hell of a GOD DAMNED thing to
figure out. What will we do with this fellow? Oh dear!
I am embittered by the folder I just got in from that
quarter, that's all. It's pretty GOD DAMN grim.
You say, "Yes, but this PC could sit there for a month
without any auditing." It's GOD DAMN well better he did.
And now I can say without fear of challenge because I
know what's appeared on the back track, and it is so
GOD DAMNED, stupidly feeble that it consists of no more
than crass superstition.
So you say, "GOD DAMN that's being picky! Wow! The
fellow had the item indicated, it was alright, it was
the correct item.
You start telling him that that is the end product and,
GOD DAMN! I've seen several of them do it.
If the person is still this kind of a case, and is now a
Grade IV, then GOD DAMN it nobody ever ran him up to
And if you say another GOD DAMN word, boy, hm hm hm ha.
And your complex figure-figure-figure-figure-figure, oh
my god, figure-figure-figure-figure-figure is just all
over your GOD DAMNED plate.
Hundred percent, hundred percent, plongety-bing,
plongety-bing, plongety-bing. "GOD DAMN that auditor. He
slipped in that session..
My GOD, you're so DAMNED introverted looking at the
weapon you never get a chance to look at the target.
And GOD DAMN, he's so involved in trying to handle this
piece of stuff that he is completely unfamiliar with,
that, honest to Pete, the pictures he takes are a
complete, stinking disgrace.
"Oh, no, not again GOD DAMN.
And the auditor, like a GOD DAMNED fool sat there for
the next I don't know how long, continuing to ask for
ARC breaks, and finally finished up the session asking
for ARC breaks because he couldn't clean ARC breaks.
The PCs data, man, is not something that you, as a case
supervisor or an auditor have a GOD DAMNED thing to do
Boy, people have been so GOD DAMNED busy thinking, it
isn't even funny.
He can think all he pleases, he can have all the
opinions in the world, but when he goes into an org and
indulges in one of these GOD DAMNED opinions that throws
tech out, shooting is too good for him.
All the way up the line he isn't flat on a single,
GOD DAMN thing.
In other words, the auditing was so GOD DAMN bad, that
the PC has ceased to talk to the auditor.
I don't think he smiled quietly, I think he smiled GOD
. . . who then come in with some GOD DAMN fool opinion,
who didn't know in the first place, and blow.
Overrun, prep check, do something about it. But you've
got it there. Look at this, GOD DAMN it.
I've lived in the atmosphere of this GOD DAMNED
non-existent magic button since 1950.
. . . except this is so GOD DAMNED pianola and play it
by dropping the penny in the machine and so forth that
it is a DAMNED bore, . . .
And you will see some GODDAMN nurse girl walking back
and forward patting the baby in the butt you know.
. . . there ideas (of) running body thetans are some of
the DAMNEDEST things I have ever heard of. Pardon me,
I'll amend the statement. They are some of the
GODDAMNEDst statements I have ever heard of.
Now when a person gets up in the OT Sections, he is
insufficiently in contact with all parts of the body to
register worth a GOD DAMN on a one hand electrode in
. . . I did all this recall of bumbershoots, and
GOD DAMN, here he is in here again, yip, yap, yak, yak,
about bumbershoots. Huh."
Now order a prep check on checks. And the GOD DAMNDEST
things happen you ever heard of.
Do you see? Now I can tell you how to mock up a planet.
See? Any DAMN fool thetan can mock up a planet.
Now do you know that more GOD DAMNED balderdash; we'll
have to edit out all these swear words, I got to
preserve the image of being saintly. A very hard image
to preserve. It's so out of character.
Now you say he's a secondary release, ta da, ta da, ta
da, ta da. GOD DAMN.
And they look like a couple of GOD DAMNED bobbing
Yeah, the case is obviously going to get audited with
all the grades to cure his GOD DAMN tonsillitis.